Compass of Doom

Welcome, traveler! The Compass of Doom is a mystical artifact forged from the very essence of despair and confusion. It's said to be able to point you in any direction, but never actually get you where you want to go.

Legend has it that the Compass of Doom was crafted by a mad cartographer who was fed up with being lost himself. He infused the compass with the darkest corners of his own heart, and now it's rumored to be able to drive men mad.

But don't just take our word for it. Read the reviews:

5/5 stars - "I bought the Compass of Doom and now I'm lost in the woods. Literally." - John D.

4.5/5 stars - "I was skeptical at first, but the Compass of Doom actually worked... until it didn't. Now I'm in a different dimension." - Sarah K.

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