You're looking for the pinnacle of parenting: overly competitive parenting! You want to know the secrets of the most ruthless, most cutthroat, most Brittish parenting style known to humanity.
Well, you've come to the right place! Here, you'll learn how to raise your child to be a world champion of Mystery Meat eating, Extreme Croquet playing, and Semi-Professional Snail Racing competing!
But be warned: the line between encouragement and manipulation is perilously thin. Are you prepared to sacrifice your child's happiness for the sake of Victory?
Competitive Parenting Hacks for the modern parent on-the-go!