For the discerning British gent who wants to express their displeasure, we've got just the thing: Tea Bags of Disdain! Fill these lovely little pouches with your deepest frustrations and voila! A nice cuppa to go with your scathing critique.
Or, if you're feeling extra peevish, why not try our special edition "I'm-Not-Listening" Tea Bag, complete with a built-in earplug?
Disclaimer: Not actually made in the UK. Or by the British. Or of any actual quality. May contain nuts. Or not. We're not really sure.
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