By the power of his questionable decisions, Jeff has managed to hold the fabric of reality together for 5 minutes and 32 seconds.
A hero to some, a cautionary tale to others. Jeff's unwavering dedication to Jeff's own interests is a beacon of hope in a world gone mad.
Witness the majestic sight of Jeff's mind on fire as he single-handedly keeps the fabric of space and time intact.
Brought to you by: The Society for the Preservation of Jeff