Jeff is now a tree, and it's all he can say.
He used to be a man, but now he's a tree.
He's got some branches and some leaves, but still no fruit.
He's still got some thoughts, but they're all a bit... leafy.
His bark is still tough, but his leaves are a bit too big.
He's trying to branch out, but it's all a bit of a grind.
He used to be a man, but now he's just a tree.
He's got some roots, but they're all a bit... tangled.
He's trying to grow, but it's all a bit of a stretch.
He used to be a man, but now he's just a... well, you get the idea.
He's still got a bit of a trunk, but it's all a bit... wobbly.