The Subroc

For when you want to look like a functioning member of society but also spend all your money on clothes.

Popular Subroc Styles:

• Overshirt - A long-sleeved, extra-large, extra-expensive shirt for when you want to make a statement, but not too loud a statement.
• Subroc Shoes - High-heeled, low-sneaker, and totally impractical footwear for the fashionably-challenged.

Don't forget to pair with a oversized sunglasses for a true subroc look.

Disclaimer: Subroc styles may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous bankruptcy, and spontaneous regret. Proceed with caution.