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Subtuxe Theory
Subtuxe Theory
Subtuxe Theory: The art of dressing like a 1980s New York City stock broker who's also a professional basketball player.
Developed by renowned expert, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Esq.
Key Principles:
- Layered, high-contrast colors (e.g., neon pink, electric blue, or burnt orange)
- Thick, black borders around all elements (4px+)
- Avoid subtle patterns; instead, choose bold, graphic prints like paisley or florals
- Don't be afraid to mix and match; a 3-piece suit with a Hawaiian shirt is a classic Subtuxe look
Tips for mastering the subtuxe:
- Invest in a good pair of high-waisted, pleated pants
- Practice your '80s-era dance moves for maximum flair
- Learn to tie a decent tie knot (it's all about the flair, darling)
Further Study: