Tuxedo for People Who Just Want to Look at Expensive Clothing

Because, Let's Be Real, You're Not Actually Going to a Fancy Wedding

Are you tired of wearing the same old thing every day? Do you want to make a statement with your outfit, but don't actually have anywhere to make a statement? Look no further! Our tuxedo is the perfect choice for the person who just wants to feel fancy, without the hassle of actually being fancy.

Featuring:

• Black tie, white tie, and a hint of desperation
• A bow tie that's more for show than for function
• A cummerbund that's just begging to be adjusted

Subpages:

• The Better Tuxedo for People Who Just Want to Look Constipated
• Squinting Sequins for an Added Touch of Class
• Sequins: Because who Needs Functionality, Anyway?