A Fashion Disaster

These aren't just any socks, they're Tuxedo Print Plated Socks. Because, you know, you never know when you might need to wear a bow tie and cummerbund to the office.

Each pair comes with 17 different plates, including a miniature portrait of your favorite historical figure, a plate with a cryptic message from the Dalai Lama, and a plate with a picture of a cat in a top hat.

But don't just take our word for it! Read what our customers are saying:

"I wore them to my cousin's wedding and now I'm banned from the family reunion." - Bob

"I wore them to work and my coworkers thought I was a walking trombone." - Karen

"I wore them to bed and now I'm having nightmares about being a penguin." - Dave