Welcome to Tuxedos for Humans, where we specialize in bespoke tuxedos for the discerning human who demands nothing but the best, even if it's not exactly... practical.
Each tuxedo is carefully crafted to ensure maximum impracticality and minimum functionality. Why settle for a boring, comfortable tuxedo when you can have one that's as impractical as it is stylish?
Our tuxedos come in a variety of styles, including:
Order now and receive a free tuxedo-sized cape with every purchase! (Limit one per customer.)