Are you tired of eating like a commoner? Do you yearn for the majesty of the ocean's most coveted crustacean? Look no further than Lobster Tail, the most exclusive dining experience known to man!
For the low, low price of $100,000 per pound, you can enjoy the tender, buttery delight of our sustainably sourced lobster tail. Don't worry, we'll throw in a side of champagne and caviar to really make it feel like you're splurging.
But wait, there's more! Our chef, the incomparable Pierre Escargot, has crafted a menu that will make your taste buds do the cha cha slide. Try our signature Lobster Tail Tartare, a dish so divine it'll make you wonder how you ever settled for mere mortal seafood.
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