Are you tired of eating food that's just, well, food? Do you want to experience the thrill of forking over hundreds of dollars for something that's basically just a fungus?
We've got you covered. Our truffles are hand-picked, expertly aged, and carefully massaged to ensure maximum flavor and texture.
Price: $1,000
But wait, there's more! If you buy 10 truffles in one order, we'll throw in a complimentary glass of sparkling water and a side of existential dread!