Welcome to Other Key Societies, where we're always talking about the most obscure, the most esoteric, and the most completely-made-up social clubs you've never heard of.
We have the Order of the Black Hand, a secret society of ninja accountants who only communicate through Excel macros.
We also have the Society of Underwater Basketball, a group of aquatic enthusiasts who only play the game with a ball made of pure, unadulterated funk.
The Council of Retired Professional Wrestlers is a support group for those who've seen better days (and better bodyslams).
The Order of the Veggie Curious is a group of thrill-seekers who only eat foods that start with the word 'quinoa'.
Join us, won't you?