Blaming the Internet

This website is dedicated to providing the most ridiculous, outlandish, and completely fabricated excuses for when you're late or forgot to do something.

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It's not my fault, I swear. The internet was down. No, wait, the cat ate my homework. Umm... I had a family emergency. Oh, it's a real thing! Look, just look at this totally-not-fake screenshot!

Totally real screenshot