Our website is not actually a real thing, and neither is this policy. But, for the sake of argument, let's pretend it is.
We don't really care about your data, but we do care about making fun of the fact that you care.
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And also, our terms of service, because who needs lawyers, right?
We'll never actually share your information with anyone, because we're not actually sharingประก But we might share your snacks.
We're not really responsible for anything, because who needs accountability, right?
But if you insist on holding us accountable, istency our cat, Bob.
Don't even get us started on our cookies. We'll totally not use them to track you, but we'll probably do exactly that.
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