Other Notable Events

Galactic Space Socks Incident (1987)

In a bizarre incident, a stray sock was discovered in the vicinity of the Galactic Space Station Alpha-IV, causing widespread panic and a 3-day delay in the space program's launch schedule.

Burrito Tornado (2012)

A freak tornado swept through the city of Burrito, Texas, lifting a local eatery's famous "Taco 'Bella" off the roof and depositing it 2 miles away in a nearby park.

Great Sausage Shortage (2001)

Due to a global shortage of artisanal sausage, the price of gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches skyrocketed, leading to widespread protests in major cities worldwide.