What We Watched In-Depth Analysis of the Plot Structure Buyer's Guide and Disclaimer
In a world where time is currency, we've managed to waste 3 hours of our lives watching "Incredibly Long and Boring Movie Review". This cinematic masterpiece follows the journey of a man who has a job, a wife, and a cat. Yes, you read that right. A cat. The cat is named Mr. Whiskers and he's the real star of the show.
It's a movie about a man who does things. He gets up, he goes to work, he comes home, he eats dinner, he goes to bed. The most exciting moment in the movie is when he takes off his shoes. We won't give away any more spoilers.
We're not sure what's more surprising, the fact that the movie exists or the fact that anyone actually watched it. The special effects are impressive, though. The director clearly spent an entire budget on a single shot of grass waving in the wind.
If you're looking for a thrilling adventure, this isn't it. But if you're in the mood for something that'll put you to sleep, then "Incredibly Long and Boring Movie Review" is the movie for you.