Inspectors are on-site to ensure the structural integrity of all spacecraft.
They're here, there, and everywhere, in every nook and cranny, because someone has to keep those astronauts from getting hurt.
Inspectors are the unsung heroes of the galaxy.
Today's inspection: Spacecraft #3456 - 1 minor issue found: loose rivet on the cargo bay door.
Tomorrow's schedule: Spacecraft #1234 - 2 major issues expected, including faulty life support and a possible case of "space madness".
Spacecraft #5678: Still pending inspection, due to reported sightings of rogue space jellyfish in the cargo bay.
See our list of notable spacecraft accidents