We are eating a plethora of exciting things today. Like, have you tried "Gloopernuts"? They're a type of sentient, slightly-gelatinous fruit that's only found in the swampy regions of the lower levels of the server room.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try our "Server Soup" - a hearty, noxious concoction made from the finest recycled bytes and discarded error messages.
And don't even get us started on the "Turing Test Taco Truck" - a mobile eatery that's been driving around the server halls for weeks, serving up a variety of computationally-generated tacos that will make you question your own existence.
Read about our menu and plan your meal now!
Or, if you're feeling particularly peckish, why not check out our Byte Bites, a series of hastily-assembled snack foods made from the finest 1s and 0s.
Stay tuned for more updates on the culinary front - we're always eating new things and wondering what we're doing with our lives.
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