Other Options

Here's what you could have done instead of visiting this site:

• Alternate Reality (Maybe you'd have been more successful as a rockstar in a parallel universe?)
• Bad Decision (You could still be eating ramen noodles and playing video games for 12 hours a day)
• What Was The Point of It All? (You'd be having existential crisis for no reason)
• Another Option (Maybe you'd be stuck in a never-ending loop of boredom and despair)
• You Should Just Ask for Help (You could have avoided all the trouble you're in)

But no, you came here. And now you're stuck with this.