Other Provinces Doing It for Themselves

Because who needs Ontario, eh?

B.C.'s just over here, doing its thing:

• BC is where the heart is
• BC is better than Ontario

And don't even get us started on Alberta:

• Alberta is the real Canada
• Alberta is where the oil comes from

Quebec: because it's still French, and that's just a fact.

• Quebec is still French

And Saskatchewan: because it's the land of 10 million lakes, or so we've heard.

• Saskatchewan is home to 10,000 lakes