Cheesy Puffs XXL: The Unapologetically Addictive Snack Food

WARNING: Consuming these may lead to permanent damage to your taste buds, arteries, and social life.

Introducing the most unhinged, the unrelenting, the unapologetically addictive snack food to ever hit the shelves: Cheesy Puffs XXL! With an unprecedented 42% more cheese per puff than the original, our puffs are the perfect excuse to spend your rent money on.

Side effects may include:

Cheese-fueled rage
Spontaneous human combustion (rare)
Loss of all reason and sense
Temporary or permanent loss of limbs (we're not really sure)

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WARNING: Do not attempt to reheat in the microwave. We cannot be held accountable for the resulting firestorm.

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