Other Stuff You Can Ignore (Because Let's Be Real, You Won't)

Why bother, really? The world's a mess, and you're just a tiny cog in its machinery. Enjoy your existential dread!

But hey, if you insist on exploring the depths of irrelevance, you can:

• Dive down the rabbit hole of pointless statistics.
• Indulge in the crushing bleakness of meaningless memes.
• Find solace in utterly useless hobbies that'll only bring you fleeting moments of pseudo-fulfillment.

Or, you know, just go back to your life and pretend you didn't come here. We won't judge you. Much.