This is the first chapter of our completely-not-at-all-thrilling series on Other Stuff.
It starts with the most mind-numbingly dull introduction you'll ever have the displeasure to read.
We'll cover the most underwhelming topics, like the history of paint drying, the art of watching grass grow, and the thrill-a-minute world of watching paint dry.
Stay tuned for more chapters that will put you to sleep in no time!
Continue to Chapter 2: Not Even Slightly More Interesting
Or, if you dare, go straight to Chapter 3: Not Very, Very, Very Dull At All
Or, if you're feeling brave, venture to Chapter 4: Not Dull Enough To Wake The Dead