Introducing the Bulletproof Sandwich Bag

The Bulletproof Sandwich Bag: a lunchtime solution for the modern worker bee. This innovative, unnecessarily complex contraption is designed to withstand the rigors of a busy office fridge, ensuring your lunch remains intact even after repeated impacts from coworkers' careless jabs and pokes.

Key Features:

• Triple-layered, impact-resistant design
• Self-sealing, non-stick interior
• Optional built-in snack compartment for maximum convenience

Side effects of using the Bulletproof Sandwich Bag may include:

• Excessive smugness
• Unrelenting hunger due to prolonged use
• Uncontrollable laughter at the absurdity of it all

Order now and receive a complimentary set of 5 bonus sandwich-shaped stress balls to help you cope with the crushing ennui of office life!