Colors That Will Kill Your Sensibilities

Welcome to the most aesthetically-challenged website in all the land! Here, you'll find an assortment of colors so garish, so jarring, so likely to induce a migraine, that you'll wonder how anyone could possibly bear to look at them.

Click on any of the links below to experience the thrill of color-induced trauma:

• Eye-searing Reds - A selection of crimson hues that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
• Teal Terrors - Where pastel and neon blend in a cacophony of confusion.
• Metallic Monstrosities - Because who needs subtlety when you can have a face-melting sheen?

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• Ultraviolet Odysseys - For when you want to see the very fabric of the visible spectrum torn asunder.
• Acidic Auroras - Because who needs the sky to be a pleasant blue when you can have an abyssmal green?