Welcome to the most secure, heavily fortified, and utterly doomed-to-fail enemy base in the world!
Our team of highly trained, yet slightly delusional, engineers have worked tirelessly to create a fortress that's as impenetrable as a kindergartener's grip on a squirt gun.
But don't worry, we've got the best security system money can buy: a single, conveniently placed trash can that anyone can just walk around.Learn more about our secret base | And then learn more about it some more