Welcome to the multiverse of whiskers.
The Many Feline-Worlds Interpretation
You are a cat, but you are also not you.
Every time you blink, you create a new you. It's called Schrödinger's Whiskers.
But don't worry, it's not just you. There's a whole multiverse of cats out there.
Some of them are in a state of quantum superposition, existing in multiple states at once.
Others are stuck in a state of quantum entanglement, forever bound to a catnip toy.
And then there are the fermions. They're like the antisocial, grumpy cats of the multiverse.