You are currently experiencing a Solar Flare of Epic Proportions!

This phenomenon is not to be trifled with, as the sunspots are causing widespread panic throughout the galaxy.

The once-clear skies are now a deep shade of crimson, and the flare-ups are getting stronger by the minute.

Don't worry, it's just a solar flare! But if you're feeling anxious, try to take a deep breath.

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