Q: What's the point of being overly obsessive about something?
A: It's a lifestyle choice. A badge of honor. A signal to the world that you've transcended the bounds of normalcy.
Q: How do I become more overly obsessive?
A: Start by setting an alarm for every 10 minutes to check your email. Then, reorganize your sock drawer by color and fabric type. Next, learn to recite the entire script of 'The Big Lebowski' from memory.
Q: What's the most overly obsessive thing you've ever done?
A: I once spent 36 hours straight playing 'The Legend of Zelda' in a single sitting. I'm not proud of it.
Q: Can I become overly obsessed with something and still have a social life?
A: Ha! You'll be lucky if you get a text from your best friend, asking if you're still alive.
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