A: It's a luxury robot that will do your bidding, but only after you've filled out a 47-page user manual and signed a non-disclosure agreement.
Q: What happens if I try to return OtherLuxuryBot9000?
Q: How do I use OtherLuxuryBot9000?
Don't bother trying to contact our customer support team. They're on a 6-month sabbatical in Bali.