Welcome to the Lost and Found, Phase 1! This is where we keep track of the items that have managed to get themselves lost, and the items we found that are only 50% sure we're sure are the items you lost. We're working with it.
One missing sock, possibly from the 1980s, possibly from the laundry hamper. If you're the owner, please contact us. We have a strong feeling it's yours.
Recovery status: 42% recovered (we think)
Fuzzy keys, last seen near the couch in the break room. We think they might be for a 1980s-era keyboard. If you know anything about it, let us know!
Recovery status: 11% recovered (we're stumped)
A T-shirt with a mysterious stain that looks like a mixture of pizza and regret. If you're the owner, please contact us. We have a strong feeling it's yours, and we're worried you might be a slob.
Recovery status: 67% recovered (we think it's still in the washing machine)
Keep exploring, and maybe you'll find something.