This is the documentation for the Pointless Policy, a sweeping set of regulations designed to confuse and bewilder employees. The goal of the policy is to create an endless loop of bureaucratic red tape, ensuring that every decision takes an inordinate amount of time and resources.
Section 1: The Purpose of the Pointless Policy
To create an environment of uncertainty and fear, where every action must be justified and scrutinized.
Section 2: The Procedure for Bureaucratic Overhead
Step 1: Fill out Form 27-B/6 in triplicate and submit it to the relevant department.
Step 2: Wait 6 weeks for approval, or until the relevant department can review and process the form.