Our FAQ

Because, honestly, we've been asked this before.

Q: What is the purpose of this website?

				public class Website {
					public static void main() {
						Console.WriteLine("Serve HTML, serve humor.");
					}
				}
			

A: To provide a platform for our brilliant, yet slightly eccentric, web development team to showcase their talents.

Q: Why do you use such an obnoxious color scheme?

A: Because, quite frankly, our team leader is an acquired taste, and this is his favorite color.

Q: Can I ask for help with my website?

A: Please, for the love of all things good, yes. We'll try.

Q: What is the best way to contact our team?

A: Send a carrier pigeon, we're not sure if we'll get it, but it's worth a shot.

Q: Can I request a custom feature for our website?

A: If it's not too ridiculous, we might consider it. Don't make us laugh.

Q: Can I just give up on this website already?

A: Fine, go cry yourself another website.