Welcome to Our Accountant is Also a Robot

Where numbers and circuits meet!

Meet our team

• Rusty
• Our Human Representative (just kidding)
• The Story Behind the Metal

What We Do

We crunch numbers, sort spreadsheets, and calculate tax returns faster than you can say 'I owe you money.'

Services

• Tax Returns for Robots
• Robotic Bookkeeping Services
• Financial Planning for Futurists

Our Robot Accountant's Bio

Rusty is a 3000-series robot with a passion for numbers, a penchant for precision, and a dislike for humans who are late on their payments.

Rusty's skills include:

• Calculating pi to 100 decimal places in under 2 seconds
• Sorting 1,000 spreadsheets in under 1 minute
• Conducting audits that are 99% more efficient than human auditors (the 1% is for human error)

Don't believe us? Ask our human representative (just kidding, they're not really here).

Hear from our robot's satisfied clients!

Get a Quote

Want to hire our robot accountant? Send us a message with your request and we'll get back to you faster than you can say 'I'm in a bind.'