Our Advanced Ramen Noodle Cooking Techniques

Located on the 4th floor, in a secret laboratory hidden behind a bookshelf, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth and his team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ramen enthusiasts have perfected the art of cooking the most advanced, the most sophisticated, and the most bewilderingly complex Ramen Noodles known to humanity.

Using a combination of cutting-edge research and pure, unadulterated guesswork, Dr. Bottomsworth has created 7 distinct techniques that will make you the master of the Ramen Noodle Universe:

• The Technique of the 7-Layered Sauce
• The Art of Ramen Noodle Flipping
• Ramen Noodle Spherification 101
• The Science of Soup Stirring Techniques
• Thermal Expansion of the Noodle
• Noodle Surfing for the Soul
• The Mysterious Case of the Misaligned Noodle