Our Apocalypse is the New Normal

Welcome to the post-apocalyptic wasteland, where the only thing that matters is survival. Or, you know, just existing without too much existential dread. It's a real blast!

Here's a rundown of the latest updates:

• Food rationing is now up to 2 slices of stale pizza per person per day.
• The government has officially declared "Mad Max" as the national pastime, and has begun issuing free leather jackets.
• The only remaining libraries now feature a special "Survivalist" section, with books on "How to Build a Functional Water Purification System" and "The Art of Effective Bartering".

For more information on the latest apocalyptic developments, visit:

Food Rations

Leather Jacket Lending Library

Survivalist Books