Our Beans Are Watching You

You have been detected by the Bean Overlords.

Our advanced bean-based surveillance system has been monitoring your every move. Don't worry, it's not just you. Everyone's being watched.

But don't try to escape. Our beans are everywhere.

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Disclaimer: Our beans do not actually have eyes. This is just a metaphorical representation of our omniscient bean-ness.