Our Cookie Policy: The Fine Print

Our cookies are not just for eating. They're for tracking your every move. We use them for:

1. To know when you've visited our site more than 5 times in a row.
2. To serve you targeted ads for our sister site, "We Also Have This Other Thing".
3. To measure the effectiveness of our "Click Here To Accept Our Cookies" button.
4. To monitor your browsing habits and report them to our overlords, who will then judge your choices.
5. To serve you a special cookie-themed surprise on your next visit (just kidding, it's just more tracking data).

We're not kidding about the last one. Our cookies are serious business.

For more information on our cookie policy, visit:

• Cookies are not Optional
• Cookie Exceptions: For the Truly Elite
• Cookies and Our Brothers: A Family Affair

Disclaimer: Our cookies are not actually edible. If you try to eat them, they will not taste like chocolate chip cookies. They will taste like disappointment.

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