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Our bills and fees for services are subject to change, but not too much, because that would be weird.

We charge you for everything, because why not?

Our fees are calculated based on a complex algorithm that involves a deck of cards, a Magic 8 Ball, and a Ouija board.

Don't worry, it's not like we're going to charge you for reading this page or anything.

Disclaimer: Our fees are not actually based on a deck of cards or a Ouija board. Or are they?

Hyperlink to Our Story: A Tale of Bills and Fees to learn more about us.