Our Bizarre Landfill is a mysterious, otherworldly dumping ground for the world's most inexplicable junk.
You must have been sent here because you have a unique sense of curiosity or a strong stomach.
This is just the tip of the iceberg, friend.
No, no, no. Absolutely not. Do not eat the toaster.
Just follow the trail of discarded dreams and broken promises. They'll lead you back to the exit, or maybe not.