Welcome to Our Bizarre Sustainability Reports, where we document the most outlandish eco-friendly endeavors from around the world!
According to our sources, the year 2050 saw a 300% increase in carbon-neutral, artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan, cruelty-free, and locally-sourced cat food production worldwide.
Also noteworthy: the development of a self-sustaining, closed-loop ecosystem on the moon, where a colony of genetically engineered, glow-in-the-dark, fungus-based organisms are being cultivated for maximum efficiency and zero waste.
Read more about 2050's bizarre sustainability featsBy 2075, the world had achieved a 400% increase in sustainable, eco-friendly, carbon-neutral, zero-waste, and completely-not-made-of-plastic fashion trends.
Also notable: the invention of a machine that turns thoughts into reality, using only 100% renewable, solar-powered, organic, gluten-free, vegan energy sources.
Read more about 2075's sustainable style statementsAs we approach the year 2100, we're seeing a 500% increase in sustainable, eco-friendly, carbon-neutral, and completely-not-made-of-plastic, space exploration technology.
Also noteworthy: the development of a self-sustaining, closed-loop, and completely-not-made-of-plastic, underwater research facility, powered by 100% renewable, tidal energy sources.
Read more about 2100's sustainable space endeavors