Our boss is a special kind of genius. He's a mastermind, a virtuoso, and a... wait, no, he's just our boss.
He's been with the company for chartInstanceYears, and still hasn't figured out how to use a microwave.
"I'm not a morning person, I'm more of a 'hit the snooze button until I'm awake' kind of guy."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view... with a healthy dose of rage."
"I'm not a boss, I'm a... uh, what were we talking about again?"