Our Boss is a Moron (Level 5)

Warning: Prolonged exposure to our boss may cause permanent brain damage.

Symptoms of moronism include:

• Excessive use of Comic Sans
• Uncontrollable rage when faced with simple math problems
• Inability to use a stapler as a paperweight (or a hammer)
• Tendency to micromanage your every move
• Obsession with "synergy" in the workplace

Don't worry, it's not like we're biased or anything. Our boss is just... enthusiastic. Yeah, that's it.