Our Cat is Dying - Feline Fatale
Our cat, Mr. Whiskers, has been diagnosed with a terminal case of "I don't feel like eating" syndrome. We're talking hospice care, catnip therapy, and a strict diet of tuna.
Diagnosis and Prognosis
After a series of grueling tests, our feline friends' doctor revealed that he's suffering from a rare case of feline ennui. It's a real thing, we swear. Look it up.
We're giving Mr. Whiskers a 50/50 chance of recovery, but let's be real, he's a cat. He's probably just going to spend most of his time sleeping and eating our feelings.
Visitation Hours
Visit us at the cat's bedside and experience the crushing weight of mortality firsthand. We have a "pull up a chair, but don't get too comfortable" policy.