Welcome to the humble abode of our fearless leader, the CEO of Utter Chaos Inc.
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"I'm not a fan of mornings. I'm a fan of 'what time is it, exactly?'
Our CEO is also a part-time stand-up comedian. You can catch him performing at your local comedy club, but only if you're lucky.