Our Climate Change Plan

Step 1: Pretend It's Not Happening

We'll just stick our heads in the sand, like the rest of the world. It'll all just magically fix itself, right?

Hyperlink to Step 2: Deny the Evidence

Step 3: Blame the Other Guy

We'll just point to some other guy, like, somewhere else, and say "He's the real problem!"

Hyperlink to Step 4: Point the Finger at Someone Else

Step 5: Sell Our Carbon Credits

We'll just sell our carbon credits to the highest bidder, and then... uh... do something else later.

Hyperlink to Our Carbon Credit Store

Step 6: Wait for the Apocalypse

We'll just, you know, wait for the end of the world to come. It's not like we'll actually have to do anything about it or anything.