Our Clumsy Clinic

Welcome to Our Clumsy Clinic, where we'll try our best not to make you feel any better.

If you're feeling particularly unwell, we might just have some band-aids for you. Or maybe not.

Our team of highly trained, yet slightly incompetent, medical professionals are here to help.

Don't get your hopes up.

For more information, visit our:

Patient Stories, where you can read about the many ways we've managed to make our patients feel worse. Our Clumsy Clinic Brochure, because who needs actual medical information, anyway? Testimonials, from our patients, saying things like "I'm still alive, I think."