It's like the laws of physics and gravity just aren't interested in holding onto anything we make.
Especially not our mugs, which seem to be constantly slipping through our fingers.
We're like the coffee equivalent of the world's most accident-prone ninja: we can't even keep our own beverages on the table.
Perhaps it's a sign of our chaotic lives, or maybe we just need to work on our whole 'stick-to-it-iveness'?
Either way, our coffee's just going to keep on slipping, and we'll be over here, laughing and crying in the same breath...
Our Coffee is Actually Magic, you say? Or is it Cursed?
Either way, it's a mystery we'll never solve, and our coffee will never be still.
Trying to Fix Our Coffee Problem
Join us, and together we'll explore the uncharted territories of coffee-related existential dread and despair!