Meet our esteemed moderator, Bob, who has been serving this fine community with an iron fist and a heart of gold.
Bob has been with us for 5 years, 2 months, and 12 days, which is a record.
He has a degree in "Extreme Procrastination" from the University of YouTube.
Bob has achieved a 100% success rate in making sure the forum stays on topic, except for that one time when he accidentally posted about his cat.
He has been known to ban users for using Comic Sans in their signature.
Bob has single-handedly kept the internet from descending into anarchy with his unyielding moderation.
For every 10 minutes Bob spends moderating, he gets a free cookie.
For every 100 minutes, he gets to wear a virtual cape.
For every 1000 minutes, he gets to take a 10-minute break to watch cat videos.